Simon Jung

See William Hung.

Damn, that guy sings like Simon Jung!

by Owen April 02, 2004

BJ

A Faggot ass wigger who thinks hes black and wants to fondel jorge with his tounge he want to grow his penis over 1 inch

Man i feel like a BJ today

by owen March 25, 2004

a pound

a ciggarette. if u send save us 50p it would mean save us half a ciggarette ect.

if u send save us 50p it would mean save us half a ciggarette ect.

by owen March 27, 2005

saggy tits

Usually said out of impulse, and unprovoked. The "tits" part is held on and exaggerated, and along with a gay voice it sounds very annoying. People usually say this when they are trying to make people like them.

Kid: Yeh, that tv program last night was great.
C.R(interupting): Yeh, SAGGY TIIIIIITS!!!! Ha hahahaha!

by Owen January 12, 2005

gibbit

The Short for "give it" used frequently in the red hot chillie peppers hit give it away (see example)

"Gibbit away gibbit away gibbit away now Gibbit away gibbit away gibbit away now Gibbit away gibbit away gibbit away now...etc"

by Owen April 05, 2005

numpty

Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a f***ing numpty.

"Awww Jimmy you f************ing numpty!! You couldnae score wi' ma' sister!"

by Owen January 02, 2004

gf

Get Fucked. Commonly used in the game Counter-Strike.

Player_One: OMFG gf you n00b h4x0r!
Player_Two: Sif I h4x!

by Owen June 18, 2004