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critical hit 

1. A term for an attack doing either double damage, or significantly more damage than usual. Taken from the game manuals and guides of countless RPGs, including but not limited to Pokemon and Dungeons & Dragons, and anything themed after D&D, etc.
Sweet, my near-dead-Machamp's/Fighter's Revenge/Cleave attack scored a critical hit on that Tyrrannitar-with-poor-defense/weak Kobold!!!PWN!!!!11!
critical hit by aka_Pyro July 5, 2007
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Critical Hit 

Overwatch cheat. $10 a day. Insane.
Bro their Widowmaker is cheating! She's using Critical Hit!
Critical Hit by pandaow September 25, 2020

clitical hit 

The final act leading into female orgasm. Usually involves taking double damage and combo moves.
Chris shifts into wooden spoon and readies fury thrusts.
Clitical hit! Caren takes 9999 damage.
clitical hit by Skudmuffin January 3, 2010

Clitical Hit 

When you hit that spot and you know it.
Girl: Oh.. ooh.. oh.. oohh.. OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH GGOOOOODDDD
Guy: Clitical hit!

criticality excursion 

A massive bowel movement; at least a double-flusher.
I think the guy in stall 2 just had a massive criticality excursion, we need to evacuate the bathroom asap.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026