Cristof

an absolute mad man with a penis that can stretch around the universe

me: have you seen cristof’s penis?
someone: no why?
me: it’s massive

Cristof by biggblackethballs May 22, 2021

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cristof

Small penis last name is usually garcia. Has shown people his penis. He is extremely gay

Omg cristof is so small!

cristof by hahahahahajjahahahagay2 February 6, 2014

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Cristof

Yeah, no. You're clearly not doing the thing you're doing. That isn't a thing that is happening. I just THINK that you're doing the thing that you're doing and because you're the good one you are justified in doing it. It couldn't possibly be the other way around. There would be no possible way from me to identify what it is that you are doing and respond accordingly. Additionally, what would constitute "responding accordingly" could only ever be "the thing that you want me to do" and not anything else. Because if I do the thing you want me to do then it just proves that you were justified in doing the thing that you are doing and that you behaved appropriately. But if I do anything negative in response to what you're doing it isn't your fault. Because the only logical conclusion that can be drawn from what you're doing is for me to do the thing you want me to do AND NOTHING ELSE. So if I do SOMETHING ELSE then it isn't your fault that I did the thing. It's like ADVICE.

Hym "Damn dawg..."

Iam "What?"

Hym "I am mad good at words G! My intellectual and verbal prowess are astounding!"

Iam "Our oration could use some work... So could our conversational English..."

Hym "Wow you are a spoiled sport! Can't you let me have anything? We got Cristof over here raining on our parade all the time now won't even let me have my moment?"

Iam "Sorry..."

Cristof by Hym Iam May 19, 2022