Cristoff

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A Filipino boy around 5'2 with a very small penis and girly voice.

Brooo, did you talk to Cristoff? He has such a girly laugh!

Cristoff by ikksu March 22, 2020

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cristoff

A Filipino boy around 6'4 with a very large penis and a very deep and masculine voice.

Brooo, did you talk to Cristoff? He has such a hot laugh!

cristoff by pissman321 November 2, 2021

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Christoffer

Funny, intelligent, nice, caring, really good in bed but can also be a dick. He is down to do anything which makes him fun

I’d totally smash Christoffer

Christoffer by Henrietta the boss October 2, 2019

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Christoffer

Christoffer is god's god
He is both manly and strong that his muscles sticks out of his head disguised as curls.
God was jalous of christoffer's cock, that he cut it off at replaced it wit another cock.

Christoffer's old cock is now known as mt. Everest and his cum created the "milky" way

Christoffer by Christoffer May 22, 2017

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Cristofer

Cristofer is a boy that gets in love so many times. He is a very loving with all girls. If you ever find a boy named Cristofer you are a very lucky woman. Cristofer pairs with the name melanny or Britney. He is really nice.cute and has A really nice funny PERSONALITY ..

i like you cristofer,"oh really would u be my girlfriend?

Cristofer by By: Emma Garcia May 11, 2018

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christoff

He's dumb ,courageous and a very intellectual person. He is the definition of maturity and real, if you ever meet a Christoff cherish him.

Christoff is the best boyfriend in the world

christoff by Real.shxxt December 22, 2016

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cristofher

A Cristofher is a really special person. He goes by the nickname cris. He has the best personality. A really great dancer. This boy is an animal lover. He loves music. He has the cutest face. He’s overprotective but that’s because he cares of what’s his. He will always be there for you. When he’s sad he will hide it. On his worst days he will always find a way to find positivity. If you ever meet a Cristofher stick with him you won’t regret it.

I wish I meet a Cristofher

cristofher by Mi huevo November 24, 2018

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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