Crisley
A douchebag who once had a penis but recently shaved it off to make room for the doucheyness his pants obtained while he was axing himself for pleasure.
Crisley by deeptooter111 December 18, 2009
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Crisler's Law
The law of averages that states that sooner or later in a reason-minded discussion about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, someone will attempt to refute the entire discussion or argument with a statement equivalent to "But we're talking about four mutant ninja turtles living in a sewer!"
Crisler's Law by Kevin Laird December 27, 2011
Crislyn
The most prettiest girl on earth she can make anyone smile or make her day she never fails to make you laugh or ... pee your pants she has a great fashion sense and is always on point she is the head of the cheer team and is always a great leader don't ever lose a Crislyn she is the best thing to ever happen to you.
Crisly
Crisly by RedScarGaming6k November 30, 2018
crisleidy
"Crisleidy" is define as a beautiful human being that fights for her belives.Crisleidy can be define as beautiful, sneaky, nice woman
crisleidy by Lady in the house April 16, 2017
Chloe Crissey
An original babe who works out non stop, is loyal to her friends and family. Is fun loving, has the greatest haircut. Men and women fall in love with a Chloe crissey at the drop of a heartbeat. She is secure and a classy yet hobo hippy chick. Ambition is contagious. She is amazing all around. She is a badass bitch that has your side ride or die kind of chick.
I met the hottest Chloe crissey last night at the gym, I had to walk two hours just to get a chance to talk to her when her headphones battery died “
Chloe Crissey by Overeducatedunderachievinglose May 25, 2019
Crislyn
Crislyn is very pretty person she can make you smile she has good fashion sense everyone always wants to be friends with her and hangout with her but if you ever upset her she doesn’t want nothing to do with you and she can make you feel very bad about yourself
Weren’t you friends with Crislyn? Yeah I was but she started making me feel bad about myself. Oh I’m sorry but is she like a good friend?
Crislyn by Agent’s 007 little sis May 8, 2020
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