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A douchebag who once had a penis but recently shaved it off to make room for the doucheyness his pants obtained while he was axing himself for pleasure.
My name's Crisley and I'm a hairy geekburger.
Crisley by deeptooter111 December 18, 2009
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Crisler's Law 

The law of averages that states that sooner or later in a reason-minded discussion about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, someone will attempt to refute the entire discussion or argument with a statement equivalent to "But we're talking about four mutant ninja turtles living in a sewer!"
With no leg to stand on in the ninja turtle debate, Jerry invoked Crisler's Law.
Crisler's Law by Kevin Laird December 27, 2011
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The most prettiest girl on earth she can make anyone smile or make her day she never fails to make you laugh or ... pee your pants she has a great fashion sense and is always on point she is the head of the cheer team and is always a great leader don't ever lose a Crislyn she is the best thing to ever happen to you.
Hey that's Crislyn she is so freaking gorgeous!
Crislyn by Smith777 November 28, 2016
She is a really nice person that cares about others and is an amazing friend to have.
Look its crisly
Crisly by RedScarGaming6k November 30, 2018

crisleidy 

"Crisleidy" is define as a beautiful human being that fights for her belives.Crisleidy can be define as beautiful, sneaky, nice woman
Damnnn that girl crisleidy is thick and got that big ass.
crisleidy by Lady in the house April 16, 2017

Chloe Crissey 

An original babe who works out non stop, is loyal to her friends and family. Is fun loving, has the greatest haircut. Men and women fall in love with a Chloe crissey at the drop of a heartbeat. She is secure and a classy yet hobo hippy chick. Ambition is contagious. She is amazing all around. She is a badass bitch that has your side ride or die kind of chick.
I met the hottest Chloe crissey last night at the gym, I had to walk two hours just to get a chance to talk to her when her headphones battery died “
Crislyn is very pretty person she can make you smile she has good fashion sense everyone always wants to be friends with her and hangout with her but if you ever upset her she doesn’t want nothing to do with you and she can make you feel very bad about yourself
Weren’t you friends with Crislyn? Yeah I was but she started making me feel bad about myself. Oh I’m sorry but is she like a good friend?
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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