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Crispy x 

A word used to describe something excellent, originating from indie legend Miles Peter Kane. Usually followed by an 'X', it can be applied to nearly every situation. Followers of @mileskane on instagram will be able to witness daily examples of the word in use through his story. May also be Liverpudlian slang.
"Crispy loafers X"
"Crispy in the pool X"
"Fuckin crispy X"
Crispy x by memeturnerz December 28, 2018

Crispy Drawers 

A dude's overused, unwashed, funky briefs (Jockey, BVD, Fruit of the Loom, etc.) that often feature a stripe of shit.
My man's crispy drawers been lyin' on the bathroom floor for a week -- they smell like welfare butt and government cheese.
Crispy Drawers by NiraMillson October 4, 2016

Crispy hippie 

A hippie that has been tasered into submission.
Hippie 1: I said "What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?" Then he tased me. When I regained consciousness I was in the gladiator pen at the LA County lockup with a yellow post-it note on my chest that said 'Crispy Hippie.'

Hippie 2: Let's go have a big bowl of crunchy granola.
Crispy hippie by BcozTheNite March 28, 2008

cristymistydinosaur 

That cute little girl who loves streaming with her whole heart, a very sweet and soft voice to listen to and very funny conversations!

She is very creative too!

Cristymistydinosaur was born in The Netherlands and started her streaming life from her phone. In June 2021 she bought her own playstation and continued streaming.

Cristymistydinosaur likes gaming with friends the most and plays Apex Legends, Minecraft, Grand Theft Auto 5 and Fortnite.
Look it's cristymistydinosaur! From TWITCH
cristymistydinosaur by TWCHY November 24, 2021

Cristymistydinosaur 

Cristymistydinosaur from Twtich !

Does she have a boyfriend? Is she single?

She is so adorable when she gets mad at her games.

Cristymistydinosaur plays alot of Fortnite , Apex Legends and Minecraft.

Cristymistydinosaur loves playing with friends and laughs alot. She is alot of fun and always super kind to her chat.

I would love to be friends with Cristymistydinosaur !
Look, Cristymistydinosaur is Live on Twitch !

What game is Cristymistydinosaur going to play ?
Cristymistydinosaur by Yngb December 30, 2021
A very very dark piece of shit. Usually soft and makes the entire bathroom stink like fuckin ass.
1: Damnnn the bathroom smell like some ASS today!

2. Yeah, I know, I took a HUGE Criswyn

1. Bloody hell mate. Gtfo!
Criswyn by Bruhwarriorsblew3-1lead November 15, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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