Crisfault

When something goes wrong

The skip bin drivers bin fell off the truck Crisfault

by Crisfault May 17, 2021

Croissault

To be assaulted with a croissant

John: Bitch, I'm a minute away from throwing a croissant in your face!

Bitch: Please don't croissault me!

by [B]saint March 13, 2009

croissaulted

Verb

Pronounced - Qua-salt-ed
Past tense of croissault, to be assaulted by a croissant

See also - croissaunted

Derek - Are you ok man?

Jerry - No, I was just croissaulted by some bakers!

by CroissantGod December 30, 2017

chipfault

Distress put on a potato chip before it breaks and stays behind in the dish.

You can tell when a chipfault has occurred because you can see half of the chip left in the salsa.

by Hidden Spider February 6, 2013

crisaul

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Crisaul Fuck yo life up ' Bing Bong '

by Winterzzz November 24, 2021