Crisfault 

When something goes wrong

The skip bin drivers bin fell off the truck Crisfault

Crisfault by Crisfault May 17, 2021

Croissault 

To be assaulted with a croissant

John: Bitch, I'm a minute away from throwing a croissant in your face!

Bitch: Please don't croissault me!

Croissault by [B]saint March 13, 2009

croissaulted 

Verb

Pronounced - Qua-salt-ed
Past tense of croissault, to be assaulted by a croissant

See also - croissaunted

Derek - Are you ok man?

Jerry - No, I was just croissaulted by some bakers!

croissaulted by CroissantGod December 30, 2017

chipfault 

Distress put on a potato chip before it breaks and stays behind in the dish.

You can tell when a chipfault has occurred because you can see half of the chip left in the salsa.

chipfault by Hidden Spider February 6, 2013

crisaul 

Crisaul is the most sexiest man alive'he plays with maku moms titts when he get the chance 'He is 6 foot tall with a long salami 'He is cracked at fortnite my guy

Crisaul Fuck yo life up ' Bing Bong '

crisaul by Winterzzz November 24, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022