Croissault 

To be assaulted with a croissant

John: Bitch, I'm a minute away from throwing a croissant in your face!

Bitch: Please don't croissault me!

Croissault by [B]saint March 13, 2009

ur aunt a croissant

The strongest insult of all time, it will destroy every insult know to mankind the moment you utter this phrase. This insult should only be used by those who wish to destroy the planet.

Person1: ur mom gay
Person2: ur dad lesbian
Person1: ur granny tranny
Person2: ur grandpap a trap
Person1: ur uncy funcy
Person2 (the winner): well I did not want to do his Person1, but I must say it
Person1: no plz don’t
Person2: ur aunt a croissant
Literally everyone in the proximity of the earth: *explodes*

ur aunt a croissant by Fastninjamichael April 4, 2018

croissant 

a yummy thing

stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant

croissant by wowza666 June 8, 2019

titty croissants 

Slang word for French breasts.

Madame has large and bouncy titty croissants.

titty croissants by I am your Daddy January 6, 2018

i coulda dropped my croissant

a famous vine in which a guy is holding a plate of food. another guy is standing on the stairs and yells to make the food guy jump. the food guy exclaims; ‘STAHP!! I coulda dropped my croissant!’

‘Raaaah!’ ‘Stop! I coulda dropped my croissant’

i coulda dropped my croissant by snowwhitesdwarfs December 18, 2017

croissant 

The type of pastry a person is most likely to lose grip of.

Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!

croissant by saltytears November 24, 2020

Your aunt a croissant 

The insult to end all insults. The must destructive insult known to mankind, this insult can shake the universe to its very core and should only be used in times of extreme need.

Billy: ur mom gay
James: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur granny tranny
James: ur grandpap a trap
Billy: ur sister a mister
James: ur brother ur mother
Billy: your aunt a croissant
James: *gets sent to the deepest and darkest realm of the abyss, wiped from existence*

Your aunt a croissant by thotslayer2000 May 11, 2018