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criptard 

one who is retarded to the max..with the added insult of them also being a crip
gumby and fat can also be added to criptard to increase embarasment..fat* gumby* criptard
Rob-Oi look at that dikhed
Gaz- Yeah i know man
Rob- who dus that fat gumby criptard think he is?
Gaz- i dunno but he sure is criptarded
criptard by robdogggggg June 7, 2007

Criptard 

It’s being a retard but your a cripple instead of being autistic
Billy is a criptard
Criptard by Apples Apples October 31, 2019

Cryptard 

An asshole so consumed by cryptocurrency mining, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.
Man, that dude is such a cryptard, that is all he ever talks about!
Cryptard by Klaatu9898 February 6, 2018
One who displays substandard intelligence while simultaneously being "full of crap."

adj: craptarded
My schedual didn't say I was supposed to work today! The manager is such a craptard.
craptard by Pan-Chan November 30, 2003

Cryptards 

All members of the secured.community crypto chat
I listened to the "expert" cryptards advice in the Secured crypto chats and lost my wife & house
Cryptards by ResellBooster69 January 14, 2022

cryptarded 

retarded almost to the point of death. Having barely enough brain cells to keep the vital organs functioning.
Dude, you are so cryptarded! Next time, put the tighty-whities on first.
cryptarded by Verno the Inferno December 9, 2008
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