Crimp dick

When the penis exits the vagina during sex, and the female unknowingly crushes the penis with taint.

“How was it with the new chick the other night?”

~”Terrible bro.. she totally crimp dick’d me.“

by LawnChair746 March 25, 2020

crip dick

An extremely small penis most often completely lacking testes. Similar to a micropenis except it looks to be about the size of a cooked pea. It is called crip dick because all crips have them and enjoy rubbing them with just about anything they can get their hands on to simulate something they will never actually experience in life.

Becky laughed at Tyrone when he took his pants off and she saw his crip dick.

It doesnt help girls to kick crips in the balls because they dont have any due to their crip dicks.

The crip tried to have the male prostitute give him a handjob but the poor guy couldnt find it anywhere.

by Biggle-Pie September 10, 2006

Crip Dick

A Crip with a big ass dick and knows how to work it.

After we fucked i told him it was alot better then being drunk nd he said of course it is... its Crip Dick.

by Horny Chic December 27, 2004

chimp dick

a person who's penis is of very small stature and almost concave really, similar to a chimpanzee's penis, which can reach up to a whopping 1.5" fully erect!

jeez stacy said bill got chimp dick, it's so small!

by islander time July 2, 2010

dick cramp

An annoying person that insults people for no reason

John: you're stupid

Bob: shut up you're being a dick cramp

by Potato rapist April 26, 2014

inner dick cramp

When you pee so quickly that the you get cramp below your dick where two ball connect.

*releasing the gate
*water come out
*faster than you expected
*balls tighten
*inner dick cramp

by mjhn.no.swag May 22, 2016

dick suckers cramp

Mouth open in a position that resembles a koi carp feeding on bread at the surface of a pond.

Gina has "dick suckers cramp". She looks like a goldfish after sucking Carlos' dick all night.

by Melon-head hunter01 November 28, 2013