Crimp dick
When the penis exits the vagina during sex, and the female unknowingly crushes the penis with taint.
Crimp dick by LawnChair746 March 25, 2020
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crip dick
An extremely small penis most often completely lacking testes. Similar to a micropenis except it looks to be about the size of a cooked pea. It is called crip dick because all crips have them and enjoy rubbing them with just about anything they can get their hands on to simulate something they will never actually experience in life.
Becky laughed at Tyrone when he took his pants off and she saw his crip dick.
It doesnt help girls to kick crips in the balls because they dont have any due to their crip dicks.
The crip tried to have the male prostitute give him a handjob but the poor guy couldnt find it anywhere.
It doesnt help girls to kick crips in the balls because they dont have any due to their crip dicks.
The crip tried to have the male prostitute give him a handjob but the poor guy couldnt find it anywhere.
crip dick by Biggle-Pie September 10, 2006
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After we fucked i told him it was alot better then being drunk nd he said of course it is... its Crip Dick.
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