crimes 

it is a Corona and lime

guy1: Dude, You've had to many crimes tonite
guy2: Im Wasted !
guy1: haha well at least save some limes for the rest of us!

crimes by Ribezy September 16, 2009

crimes against nature 

Having sex with an animal, mineral or vegetable.

Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.

Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.

crimes against nature by Urban Parker January 27, 2017

i could commit crimes with those eyes 

you watched the new cody ko video "mom roasts her son's flirting" and are just as confused as sir ko here.

'hey baby your so fine i could commit crimes with those eyes'.... "what does that even mean fuckface, leave me alone"

i could commit crimes with those eyes by elkie June 23, 2021

Word Crimes 

1. Crimes against literacy. Typically committed on the internet, however they are often found when speaking.
2. A song released by "Weird Al" Yankovic in his album "Mandatory Fun". It is a parody of "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke.

1. your committing word crimes
2. It's a good time
To learn some grammar
Now did I stammer
Work on that grammar
You should know when
It's less or it's fewer
Like people who were
Never raised in a sewer
I hate these word crimes
Like I could care less
That means you do care
At least a little
Don't be a moron
You'd better slow down
And use the right pronoun
Show the world you're no clown

Word Crimes by Urban Myth July 23, 2014

Sci-Fi Crimes 

Chevelle's 5th album, released August 31st 2009. The first song to be released as a single was "Jars". Sci-Fi Crimes is one seriously badass album.

1) Sleep Apnea
2) Mexican Sun
3) Shameful Metaphors
4) Jars
5) Fell Into Your Shoes
6) Letter From A Thief
7) Highland's Apparition
8) Roswell's Spell
9) Interlewd
10) A New Momentum
11) This Circus

I love my Sci-Fi Crimes album more than my mom.

Sci-Fi Crimes by jealousykills October 16, 2009

poverty crimes 

Criminal infractions such as shoplifting your dinner, totaling parked cars on the way home from a bar, small-time liquor store and gas station holdups, destroying property in bar fights or stealing some kid’s piggy bank money.

As with most poverty crimes, I was hella high or seriously shitfaced during the pathetic act itself!

poverty crimes by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2020

Happy Violent Crimes Day 

Its the holiday for those fed up, disgusted or just plain tired of Valentines Day. Some people do commit these acts on Valentines Day but we don't suggest it.

Instead of celebrating Valentines Day we will say Happy Violent Crimes Day instead. Someone will act this out for receiving wrong gift, or no gift at all. Especially if said person has no one to share this day with.

Happy Violent Crimes Day by PhoenixRa February 2, 2009