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Crimestopper Rental

CRIMESTOPPERS RENTAL:

A tattle-tell whom recieves a one time payout(or payment) of up to $2500.00 for informing the local authorities of the wherabouts of another person whom has an actual warrant for their arrest issued,for the personal gratification of a jackass' paycheck and being so friendless that they spend their time meddling in other folks personla business so a for to snitch trying to buddy up with the cops like their gonna get a real deputy badge and a stick pony for their reward and effort eventually.
MY NIEGHBOR IS SUCH A BUSYBODY ,NOSEY, JERK...THAT HE CALLS MY BOSS IF I COME HOME FROM WORK EARLY. THAT DUDE IS A CRIMESTOPPER RENTAL, A WANNA BE COP WITH A BADGE MADE OF TIN. ALWAYS TALKING SHIT AND TATGLETELLING ON THE CLIQUE.
jake: i hadda pay 25 hundred dollars on top of my probation fees for him turning me into crime stoppers.
Matt: me too
Amandaleigh: shit he turned in jake ,matt,jim miller,jt,madison,lo bell,cat more then once and hes called them on me twice but that didnt get us nowhere but off the farm, walking,at night...I ain't got time for his shit.
Crimestopper Rental by A.L.H. March 31, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012