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Criftoff 

Strong human being who is unique and doesn’t stay for bull shit. They are very sensitive and can feel emotions from everyone they come in contact with. Criftoff also is know for their God like personality, being able to use powers of manipulation to gain trust and to destroy their victim in seconds. The name Criftoff derives from an Egyptian prince who was overthrown by birth before his rise to the throne, the son of Cleopatra. Not many knew about him for he was hidden to keep safe from the dark magicians who wanted to sacrifice him to the ancient Gods of Egypt …. No one knows where he is or what happened to him but only the past can tell
Criftoff the prince of Egypt was hidden.

Criftoff fell on the ground

Criftoff is a brilliant young man
Criftoff by Criftoff November 21, 2023
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Cristoffer 

Cristoffer is a norwegian name, someone named Cristoffer has a big dick.
I was playing soccer with Cristoffer today!
Cristoffer by Loliplay October 14, 2019

Cristoff 

A Filipino boy around 5'2 with a very small penis and girly voice.
Brooo, did you talk to Cristoff? He has such a girly laugh!
Cristoff by ikksu March 22, 2020

cristoffer fra pvgs

du er så sykt cristoffer fra pvgs as, ikke smooth

cristoff 

A Filipino boy around 6'4 with a very large penis and a very deep and masculine voice.
Brooo, did you talk to Cristoff? He has such a hot laugh!
cristoff by pissman321 November 2, 2021

Cristoffher 

He has a big dick and is very handsome
Hey look cristoffher is very hot
Cristoffher by JOJIlove November 21, 2021

Critoffs 

1. A round of ducklings.io
2. An alternative swear used when playing ducklings.io. Can also be shortened to crit.
1. Anybody free for critoffs?
2. Critoffs! That darn neighbor duck took all my ducklings!
Critoffs by KpopCatsAndDarkHumor February 6, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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