Crick dick

Crick dick is a condition in which a man's dick has a crick (painful spasm) when confronted by a powerful independent woman. This condition is usually a result of chronic narcissism and fear.

His arrogance and inability to connect strongly suggest that he is suffering from Crick Dick.

by Skullcrackers June 16, 2018

dick crick

The pain or stiffness you get in your neck from sucking a lot of dick.

"Oh man, I sucked so much dick last night, now I got the dick crick."

by milky bottoms June 30, 2012

chick dick

Another name for a dildo.

No boyfriend? Go buy a chick dick!

by D. Gould November 29, 2006

crack dick

when someone buys illigal drugs, and is a dick about it.

yeah well im going to call the cops you fucking crack dick.

by ur bother June 8, 2010

Crack Dick

Off the charts sexwith a man that leaves you chasing your next hit!

Hooked up with Jason lastnight, girl he's got the crack dick.

by Steeling Jamy September 27, 2018

Chick Dick Flick

A Chick Dick Flick is a chick flick purposely made to turn girls on so their boyfriends can get boned. Chick Dick Flicks are usually made by men.

Hey babe wanna watch a Chick Dick Flick?

by Da real beotch November 13, 2018

chick dick

Also known as a Chick with Dick, a woman who was born with a penis, or a man who had a sex change AKA: transvestite

A: You know that girl I screwed last night?
B: Yeah, she was hot!
A: I just found out: she's a chick with a dick!
B: OH MY GOD!
A: I know!
B: No, she's exactly what I'm looking for!
A: Dude! What the hell?!? You're INTO chick dicks??

by Micheal J December 7, 2006