Creepy Crawly

The act of deficating into a pool filter. This, of course, is generally not done to one's own pool filter.

We had a party at the Stig's place the other night and I needed to extrude a length real bad. I was too pissed to climb the stairs so I left him a creepy crawly.

Creepy Crawly by Art Farkis December 10, 2008

Creepy Crawly Death Dealers 

Patton from Sander Sides refers to the spiders on the curtains in Virgil's room as 'creepy crawly death dealers.'

Person A: Look at those curtains!
Person B: They're covered in creepy crawly death dealers!

Creepy Crawly Death Dealers by purplecapricorn May 5, 2019

creepy crawly crabs package

Genitals that are overrun with pubic lice.

Horny Guy: "Dude, I bet you $20 I can fuck that girl by tomorrow"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"

creepy crawly crabs package by thebadwrench January 24, 2018

creepy crawly crabs package

Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice

Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package

creepy crawly crabs package by thebadwrench April 21, 2018

creepy crawl 

sneaking into someone's home and rearranging their things (furniture) or taking unvaluable things that while not expensive are obvious (e.g., all the lightbulbs)

see Manson Family

My "family" and I creepy crawled the joint while they were out. The owners flipped out, man.

creepy crawl by tdlier November 5, 2012

Creepy crawlies 

Creepy crawlies is feeling like you have bugs crawling all over you.

"ahh, I've got creepy crawlies"

Creepy crawlies by -Chloe- January 14, 2020

creepy crawlin 

the act of an older guy hitting/ trying to hook up with a girl that is alot younger than he is.

Yo you see da young bull creepy crawlin all over them freshman over there.

You see him creepy crawlin all over her facebook wall.

creepy crawlin by Q Dukes August 18, 2010