4 definitions by thebadwrench

Any high school age lame wad that submits another persons name to urban dictionary to be used as some dumbass definition. Usually consists of either love, lust or hate of the individual being named.
Me: i was voting on new words for urban dictionary and what I saw was just pathetic. All you pathetic motherfuckers need to quit using urban dictionary as a means to tell somebody you either like or dislike them

Friend: Yup, that shit is pretty pathetic
by thebadwrench December 20, 2017
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Slang for the word hammer. Most often heard in auto repair shops when a car part (typically a suspension or steering related part) needs to be hit with a hammer in order to break free.
Damn steering knuckle won't break free... it's time for my trusty persuasion stick!!!
by thebadwrench December 20, 2017
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Genitals that are overrun with pubic lice.
Horny Guy: "Dude, I bet you $20 I can fuck that girl by tomorrow"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"
by thebadwrench January 24, 2018
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Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice
Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
by thebadwrench December 20, 2017
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