Creepy Chris 

The type of kid to quote weird things like you tubers or Jesus in the Bible , like the name Patrick and is typically bad at fortnite not only do they have a short fuse but usually a toxic sports fan of a toxic fan base like The Spurs or Warriors or for football they would like the Patriots or Seahawks , usually has lighter hair and likes voice impressions

CREEPY CHRIS

Creepy Chris by George Hartsfeild January 1, 2019

Creepy Chris 

That lowkey steal your girl...but not really ass dude. Cockblocker extraordinaire...you know that guy that only talks to girls when they're are standing directly by another guy. Prime minister of FBN.

Guy: Hey theres my girlfriend!

Creepy Chris: Hey theres his girlfriend!...as long as he stands there Ill talk to her....but as soon as he leaves her side im out of here...pronto!

Creepy Chris by JimmineyCricket February 9, 2012

The Creepy Chris 

Flopping around on top of your girl like a freshly caught trout. then having to shower straight after.

I did the Creepy Chris" the other day. Flopped on top for about 30 seconds and had to wash the germs off straight after

The Creepy Chris by Shinyknight June 8, 2019

Christmas creep 

A phenomenon where the Christmas season starts earlier and earlier each year.

If they don't keep the Christmas creep under control, the season will start in June before we know it.

Christmas creep by quackle April 19, 2005

Christmas creep 

That shady dude at Christmas parties who sits underneath the mistletoe all night, waiting for the unlucky girl to wander by.

Mario has been a Christmas creep, chillin by the archway. I can't walk by!

Christmas creep by steponknee April 5, 2016

Christmas creep 

1. Universally hated, market driven phenomenon that if left unchecked will eventually culminate in an uninterrupted decade of concatenated carol medleys, closely followed by a glorious moment of frantic arson destroying every Christmatastasized mall in America.

2. Any one of the marketing executives responsible for it.

1. If it weren't for this gol-danged Christmas creep, I wouldn't be listening to "Jingle Bell Rock" on the Fourth of July!

2. If I ever get my hands on one of those Christmas creeps, I'll tie him to a chair and make him listen to "O Christmas Tree" until he screams for mercy.

Christmas creep by Boingerschleimer December 28, 2006

Christmas Creep 

An unexpected hook-up while home on Christmas break.

Yo, my Christmas break was off the chains. Caught this little blondie in a Christmas Creep.

Christmas Creep by toodalee January 16, 2007