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Creamy Suprise

A man ejaculates into his boss's coffee.
P1"Wow dude did you just hear that Ron pulled off the Creamy Suprise?"
P2"Dude no way! His boss must be pissed!"
by I got fired doing this June 5, 2020
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creamy surprise

When you cut out the bottom of a popcorn bag at the movies and put your dick in it, so when the girl reaches in it they feel your dick.
I finished the popcorn and Jane gave me a creamy surprise!
by KeemisDad January 11, 2017
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Ron's Creamy Surprise

Reciving Cum from the famous Ron Jeremy. It was also a burger name from McDonald's Create your taste.
I was in a porno with Ron Jeremy. He jizzed on my face so I got "Ron's creamy surprise."
by Urbman August 12, 2016
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creamy surprise

the act of shooting ghonerea into ones ass
i gave a girl ghonerea with a creamy surprise
by pamela anderson February 14, 2007
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Creamy Tuna Surprise

A creamy tuna surprise occurs when you go down to eat out a chick and you abruptly discover, after removing her panties, that you are about to dine on the sloppy seconds from a dude that just dropped a load in her snatch a few minutes prior.
Chet: Yo braaaa! Where ya been?

Devin: Dude I just took that nasty ho out to the car to eat her snatch.

Chet: Cool braaa! How was it?

Devin: Dude, I didn't eat that box there was a Creamy Tuna Surprise waiting for me. What a nasty ho!
by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009
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Creamy tropical surprise

When an individual ejaculates in your pineapple smoothie b4 serving it to you and surprises you when you take a sip
Wow I can’t believe Eugene gave me a creamy tropical surprise
by Understand me June 16, 2020
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Oatmeal Cream Surprise

The act of concealing your license plate with an oatmeal cream pie box and running red light cameras repeatedly.
Hey man they think there gonna give us a red light ticket but instead all they'll get is an oatmeal cream surprise!!
by Timbo and R Flo August 15, 2009
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