Cream-crackered
Cream-crackered by KingOfBBM January 11, 2020
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cream crackered
cream crackered by dan September 2, 2004
Cream Crackered
Cream Crackered by Teatard January 28, 2009
cream crackered
cream crackered by davy5748397 August 19, 2006
cream crackered (sex edition)
It's where two men are carrying someone while fucking them in the ass, without a condom, and cumming inside.
(Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)
(Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)
Friend 1: Guess what I did with (Blank) the other day!
Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do
Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here).
Friend 2: W....what does that even mean??
Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up.
Friend 2: What is wrong with you two
Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do
Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here).
Friend 2: W....what does that even mean??
Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up.
Friend 2: What is wrong with you two
cream crackered (sex edition) by Mew_Thing April 23, 2021
Bon Voyage Me Old Cream Cracker
Sid: You won't mind if I get the bubbles going will ya?
Roddy: Don't do this! I can't swim!
Sid: (Pulls handle) Bon voyage me old cream cracker!
Roddy: Don't do this! I can't swim!
Sid: (Pulls handle) Bon voyage me old cream cracker!
Bon Voyage Me Old Cream Cracker by FlushedAway June 2, 2017
Bon voyage, me old cream cracker
"Ah, bon voyage, me old cream cracker!" Said Sid to Roddy.
"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.
"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.
Bon voyage, me old cream cracker by evillweevil December 16, 2017
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