cream crackered

Knackered (as in extremely tired). Rhyming slang.

I am cream crackered!

by dan September 2, 2004

Cream Crackered

To be extremely tired and exhausted.
Rhyming slang for knackered.

Guy 1: Wanna go out later?
Guy 2: No thanks, I'm Cream Crackered.

by Teatard January 28, 2009

cream crackered

when a person has cum over them and just get sexed again

I cream crackered shannon last night

by davy5748397 August 19, 2006

Cream-crackered

British cockney slang for "nackered", meaning extremely tired or worn out.

"Wow, I'm feelin so Cream-crackered soon I might be brown bread!

by KingOfBBM January 11, 2020

cream crackered (sex edition)

It's where two men are carrying someone while fucking them in the ass, without a condom, and cumming inside.
(Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)

Friend 1: Guess what I did with (Blank) the other day!
Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do
Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here).
Friend 2: W....what does that even mean??
Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up.
Friend 2: What is wrong with you two

by Mew_Thing April 23, 2021

Bon Voyage Me Old Cream Cracker

What you say before your flush someone down a toilet.

Sid: You won't mind if I get the bubbles going will ya?
Roddy: Don't do this! I can't swim!
Sid: (Pulls handle) Bon voyage me old cream cracker!

by FlushedAway June 2, 2017

Bon voyage, me old cream cracker

A reference used when saying goodbye to your 'old cream cracker'.

"Ah, bon voyage, me old cream cracker!" Said Sid to Roddy.

"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.

by evillweevil December 16, 2017