crackered

Upon smoking marijuana, certain individuals can become 'crackered'. Acting overly foolish and downright annoying as hell. Crackered people dont know when to keep their cool and should be beaten with heavy sacks of potatoes.

Derek: Dre, you're fuckin crackered right now!
Dre: *stops chewing on hat* huh?
Chris: fuck dre.....

by bubbagump September 21, 2008

crackered

the opposite of niggered. when your approached by a white male and he politely askes you for your money, and you give it to him. homeless are masters of this art, because theyre only going to buy crack with it.

whoa, i just got crackered!!!!

whats up with all these white people asking me for money?

by OutoftheCarGuy May 23, 2009

cream crackered

Knackered (as in extremely tired). Rhyming slang.

I am cream crackered!

by dan September 2, 2004

Cream Crackered

To be extremely tired and exhausted.
Rhyming slang for knackered.

Guy 1: Wanna go out later?
Guy 2: No thanks, I'm Cream Crackered.

by Teatard January 28, 2009

cream crackered (sex edition)

It's where two men are carrying someone while fucking them in the ass, without a condom, and cumming inside.
(Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)

Friend 1: Guess what I did with (Blank) the other day!
Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do
Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here).
Friend 2: W....what does that even mean??
Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up.
Friend 2: What is wrong with you two

by Mew_Thing April 23, 2021

cream crackered

when a person has cum over them and just get sexed again

I cream crackered shannon last night

by davy5748397 August 19, 2006

nutty crackered

(verb) Dancing while drunk, as established in Thoroughly Modern Millie. It usually occurs illegally (like in a speak-o in the 1920s).

I didn't realize he was nutty crackered! I thought he's always just like that.

by Miss Pricilla March 29, 2011