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bro my granddad is a creaker
creaker by thatoneman2321212 June 13, 2022
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A type of hardness a dick becomes when erect. Usually associated with a the noise of a hard wood bending i.e Creak
eg. Mahogany.
One might use creaker in following context:
"have you ever heard the sound of a hard dick creak?"
"oh look at the creaker he has on him!"
"Big beasty creaker of a thing!"
"we're creaking now!"
"His creaker reminded her of her house settling on a quiet evening"

This word was also used for the description of being woken up by the sound of ones 'creaker'.
Creaker by Hamish Creaker April 9, 2020
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A fart that eerily sounds like a door opening in a haunted house.
Walter just let loose a wicked creaker. I thought a ghost was gonna fly out of his ass.
Creaker by QingQannabis June 3, 2009

Bombo creaker 

More "leet" spelling for combo breaker. Used on message boards when a long line of similar posts is broken up.
Usually in all caps, and bolded.
Poster 1: lol pie
Poster 2: lol pie
Poster 1: lol pie
Poster 2: lol pie
Poster 3: B-B-B-BOMBO CREAKER!
Bombo creaker by Yams October 22, 2006

Bone creaker 

Bone creaker- A woman, or man, who is so skinny such that when you stick your Dick in them flaccid and listen while it gets hard, you can hear their bones creak.
Last night I fucked a bone creaker. I stuck my dock in limp and could hear the bones creak as it got hard.
Bone creaker by dhosebag January 12, 2023

Ryan Creamer 

The guy who actually fixes your pipes
Hot single mom: can you fix my pipes
Ryan creamer: sure!
Ryan Creamer by Time for crab May 30, 2019

champagne creamer 

When a man gets a blowjob and farts at the same time he ejaculates thus creating the effect of a champagne bottle being opened
Susie was givin me head last night and I farted right as I blew my load, it was a champagne creamer
champagne creamer by Kurt Inrod February 19, 2015
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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