creaker

an old white man. Another word for cracker.

bro my granddad is a creaker

by thatoneman2321212 June 13, 2022

Creaker

A type of hardness a dick becomes when erect. Usually associated with a the noise of a hard wood bending i.e Creak
eg. Mahogany.

One might use creaker in following context:
"have you ever heard the sound of a hard dick creak?"
"oh look at the creaker he has on him!"
"Big beasty creaker of a thing!"
"we're creaking now!"
"His creaker reminded her of her house settling on a quiet evening"

This word was also used for the description of being woken up by the sound of ones 'creaker'.

by Hamish Creaker April 9, 2020

Creaker

A fart that eerily sounds like a door opening in a haunted house.

Walter just let loose a wicked creaker. I thought a ghost was gonna fly out of his ass.

by QingQannabis June 3, 2009

Bombo creaker

More "leet" spelling for combo breaker. Used on message boards when a long line of similar posts is broken up.
Usually in all caps, and bolded.

Poster 1: lol pie
Poster 2: lol pie
Poster 1: lol pie
Poster 2: lol pie
Poster 3: B-B-B-BOMBO CREAKER!

by Yams October 22, 2006

Bone creaker

Bone creaker- A woman, or man, who is so skinny such that when you stick your Dick in them flaccid and listen while it gets hard, you can hear their bones creak.

Last night I fucked a bone creaker. I stuck my dock in limp and could hear the bones creak as it got hard.

by dhosebag January 12, 2023

Ryan Creamer

The guy who actually fixes your pipes

Hot single mom: can you fix my pipes
Ryan creamer: sure!

by Time for crab May 30, 2019

champagne creamer

When a man gets a blowjob and farts at the same time he ejaculates thus creating the effect of a champagne bottle being opened

Susie was givin me head last night and I farted right as I blew my load, it was a champagne creamer

by Kurt Inrod February 19, 2015