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Croatian Sensation 

A person who is beast in anything they do. Also the best looking.
Look at Alex he's a Croatian Sensation
Croatian Sensation by Joemannn April 30, 2016

croatian cock 

Croatian Cock is known as one of the biggest, thickest and longest in the world.
There goes Tomislav again. He has a foot long Eastern European Croatian Cock! Tomislav pounded her so hard that she couldn't walk for a week.

once you go croatian

Once you go Croatian
You forget about the rest of the Nations!
Once you go Croatian - Nicole went Croatian and she forgot all about the rest of the Nations!

Cristiana 

A beautiful girl who is loving caring and funny. When she likes a boy she will protect him even if they breakup. She easily forgives people and gives the so many chances. She looks at the bright side of things. She’s is very smart. She get hurt easily and once she’s mad she’s mad and don’t want to mess with her. If you make her friends mad she will try to be nice. She’s very funny and has a weird sense of humor. She will try to make you feel better with her sense of humor. If you are the guy that likes Cristiana don’t mess up anything, no one and nothing compares to Cristiana.
Kimberly: have you meet Cristiana she’s really nice

Nina: I’ve heard maybe we should go talk to her.
Cristiana by Chloeiscool June 4, 2018

Croatian handshake

An act of fingering someone's asshole while shaking his/her hand. National custom in some parts of Croatia, practically legal. By the decision of Gospic county court, regarding a rape case where one Croatian tycoon anally assaulted American basketball player Ilesha Jarret, an act of forced anal fingering is considered the same as handshaking.
- How was the Croatian handshake?

- Very deep.
Croatian handshake by 01000011 November 4, 2021

Castianity 

The belief in a trench-coat wearing ex-angel Castiel who ate a million souls and became God.

"I'm not an angel anymore. I'm your new God, a better one. So, you will bow down and profess your love to me, your Lord, or I shall destroy you."
I just converted to Castianity
Oh my Cas/Oh my Castiel
I pray to Cas/I pray to Castiel
Castianity by Inzey November 4, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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