An extraordinary meta and manly bro, typically used as a euphemism for BIG DICK ENERGY or PUSSY BEATERS.
Guy 1: This group, ASTRONET, is very fucking chadtastical let me tell you.
Guy 2: Holy, I bet they got that Big Dick Energy as well as being 500 IQ beasts.
Something that is poinless, boring, worse than what was expected, a waste of time, and/or is awesomely bad. It is a mixture of the word "craptastical" and "horrific". This is usually accompanied by a sarcastic sunny disposition and sometimes two thumbs up.
Peyton:Dude, that movie was lame as balls
Megan: totally-like yea, it was craptasticalrific!!! :D lame dumb wack
something that is so amazing that it makes u want to cream ur pants and then after the sensational feeling u do...
fred: holy crap that was amazing
franki: yea i think i got blue balls just from watching
fred: yea i no....ooo o god were do u want it were do u want it *just cummed*