Crapsten 

A superlative form of 'crap'.
The most crap of all.
Crappiest crap.

Derived from german superlative form and English crap.
Crap+sten = Crapsten

I don't give a crapsten. (I couldn't care less)

That's the crapstenest crap I've ever heard.

The lecture... twas crapsten.

That food was crapsten.

Crapsten by devid O December 18, 2010

crapstoner 

A crapstoner is a type of white trash redneck that is particularly unsuccessful in life, has an inferiority complex and is very angry and bitter towards others. Most have little formal education and are prone to violence and profane or derogatory language that is used to make the crapstoner feel better about himself or herself. The term crapstoner is largely regional in use with high concentrations in the Southeastern United States, particularly the state of Alabama, as it most often refers to fans of the University of Alabama’s athletic teams.

Don't be a crapstoner, flaming on an AU forum is not cool.

Did you see all of those crapstoners at the Alabama football game?

I can't believe you just said you hate a university, you didn't even graduate from high school. You're such a crapstoner.

crapstoner by muh-fohng-oh February 13, 2013

crapsterbate

the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit

marvin took a break to crapsterbate after four solid hours of unreal tournament

crapsterbate by mr.salty May 28, 2006

crapster 

1.) An object or product made with shoddy and/or crude components.
2.) Characterized by faulty or inferior thinking.
3.) Used as an adjective to describe someone or something as overall inferior or wretched.

"John has a crapster computer in his basement that he built using spare parts from a pawn shop."

"You're using completely crapster logic in coming to that conclusion."

crapster by triumvir April 19, 2006

crapsterpiece 

A work of art that goes so far beyond bad, it is not redeemable even through the power of ridicule.

Mariah Carey's film debut, "Glitter," was a monumental crapsterpiece.

crapsterpiece by Pencil Necked Geek February 27, 2005

Crapstep

The world's most horrendous music since disco. I believe it is created by allowing a mongoloid to mix D+B and Jungle, with some robotic nonsense on the side. Crapstep aka Dubstep is the single worst sound that has ever been created by man.

WUB WUB WUB WUB... That's not music that's Crapstep

Crapstep by Shadycrew31 July 13, 2011

Craptence 

If your girlfriend broke up with U You can blame her for causing U Craptence

The time of feeling like crap. Craptence

Craptence by Pikablox October 29, 2017