Crapmosis 

Letting someone’s pissy ass mood ruin your night by proxy.

Got a little buzzed and almost demolished some trapdoor action. Thank god I came down with crapmosis.

Crapmosis by CauseJCsaidSo May 15, 2021

craptosis

A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.

When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".

craptosis by Danedog July 20, 2010

Crapmanistan

A word for countries which are considered to be third world, or merely subpar. This specific term is used generally for countries around the middle east with names which are unfamiliar and/or hard to pronounce.

I asked Sally what country we were bombing, and she shrugged and said, "Crapmanistan."

Crapmanistan by cool4dude April 29, 2005

crapmostank 

One of those words you can use in pretty much any situation. In any conversation AT ALL, you can just pop in and say "crapmostank," and people will know exactly what you're talking about. At least in the south part of America.

1. An expression of dismay.
2. An expression of awe.
3. "Giving a crapmostank", the act of caring about something.
4. An expression of surprise.
5. An exclamation interchangeable with "Wow".
6. An adjective you can stick in front of absolutely any noun to add a feeling of stigma to your sentence.
7. You lost your keys? Crapmostank.
8. CRAAAAP-MO-STAAAAAANK she's hot!
9. I don't give a crapmostank what you think!
11. You will be crapmostanked for doing that.
12. You're so rude! Crapmostank!
13. Person 1: *sneaking up behind Person 2* BOO!
Person 2: CRAPMOSTANK!!

Person 1: Tie the rope around his neck!
6 seconds later
Person 2: Crapmostank! The rope snapped!

crapmostank by Jens Wedberg July 9, 2012

craplosion 

An explosion of crap

My baby had a craplosion in his diaper.

craplosion by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005

craprodisiac 

Also spelled "craphrodisiac". In the way an aphrodisiac makes you horny, a craprodisiac gives you an undeniable urge to move your bowels.

I love Taco Bell, but I can only eat it on the way home because it's a major craprodisiac.

craprodisiac by J December 22, 2004

crapmosphere 

1) Bad social atmosphere

2) The atmosphere created by someone who's had a poo in a nearby toilet, and the smell has filtered throughout the whole house or general area

3) An uncomfortable social atmosphere created by a person who's farted in public (usually in a small, unventilated space).

Derived from this is the measure of unit: 'crapmospheric pressure'.

1a. Bethan caused a right crapmosphere at the wedding when she called the bride by the groom's ex-girlfriend's name.
1b. You wouldn't believe the crapmosphere after I called my boyfriend by the wrong name during sex the other night.

2. Hey- don't go on the second floor- Eleri just had a huge dump and created a crapmosphere!

3. "You can't fart in the car Carly! There's no way to get away from the crapmosphere!"

crapmosphere by Wilibums and Beaves January 6, 2010