Capmonism 

Capmonism, as a moderate right-wing free-market nationalist ideology, advocates for controlled immigration policies to safeguard the nation's economic and cultural interests. It emphasizes the importance of prioritizing the well-being of its citizens and preserving national identity. While promoting a free-market economy, Capmonists argue for measures to ensure that immigration is regulated to maintain domestic job opportunities and protect social cohesion. The focus is on fostering a strong, self-sufficient nation while carefully managing the influx of individuals to uphold the values and stability of the society.

A: I’m a conservative, what about you?
B: Oh, I’m a capmonist!
(In the given dialogue, the term "capmonist" is a fictional word coined to represent an individual who adheres to the ideology of Capmonism – a moderate right-wing free-market nationalist perspective that combines elements of capitalism, nationalism, and a balanced approach to societal values.)

Capmonism by Bromadehisownideology☠️ January 22, 2024

Zen Carsonism 

Accomplishment of something through inactivity

Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”

Zen Carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019

carsonism 

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.

I believe in carsonism.

carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018

Claptonism

Bowing and praising the one and only God Clapton. All Claptonists(people who bow to Clapton) must know most of the songs that mede Clapton famous such as Cocaine, Layla, Crossroads and so on. Claptonist must also praise the perfect god-like guitar known simply as the Fender Stratocaster and anything that is Fender. In the end Clapton will show us the right path when we have to choose in the "crossroad".

"Mom I am gonna go practice Claptonism with my friends because we heard clapton pay and we wanna be his slaves"

Claptonism by Pope of the Claptonist Church March 14, 2009

commonism 

commonism, is an idealology which in contrast to the ideology of Communism, which is an economical entity controlled by the economical elite, and is a Socialist entailment. Instead makes reference to a social order, whereby the mentioned institutions are in direct control of the common man citizen body within a society and not the corporate economical and political elite. The social order in question is comprised exclusively of all citizens within a society, who are not members of the economical or political elite ( The Establishment elite ), the average and ordinary common citizen body.

commonism, is the solution for the combating of political and economical elitism, and consequently, the alleviating and curtailing of corruption and greed from within the economical and political fabric of a society.

commonism by Baron Neville June 27, 2016

Claptonism

The Religion of those who recognize Eric Clapton as a God

I just converted to Claptonism .

Claptonism by Claptonist March 4, 2009

Calmunism 

The Act Of Being Calm All The Time

“I believe in Calmunism”

Calmunism by Beanis_Boi March 22, 2021