Craplings 

Craplings pronounced crap-lings can be objects, attitudes, feelings, or cultures that are negative in nature and unwanted.

At my interview the potential boss brought up a few craplings about the office I didn't like.

When I went to buy a used car I found a few craplings that made me not want to buy it anymore.

Craplings by nae_kid21 October 13, 2011

crapping around 

Hanging out where there is the greatest concentration of great deals and values.

We were just crapping around at the Piggly Wiggly and found soup 3 for a dollar!

crapping around by daveburdick December 22, 2007

crapping you negative

Meaning "I'm not kidding." An equivalent of "I shit you not."

Said by the character Glen (played by actor Sam McMurray) in the Coen Brothers' movie "Raising Arizon"

Person 1: Did you hear that Brad and Jen broke up?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: I'm crapping you negative.

crapping you negative by FelixPen June 1, 2006

Capling (Drinking Game) 

Similar to the spirit of Curling, Capling is played with a beer bottle as a target and beer caps as the objects in play. Each player in a round of Capling is given the opportunity to toss 1 beer cap at the beer bottle with the closest cap to the bottle being the winner. The winner of the round is then allowed to dish out 10 drinks to any of the players, in any variation they choose (eg. losing player #1 must drink all 10). Once a player wins a round of Capling, they are then allowed to relocate the site of the beer bottle and another round begins with the past rounds winner shooting first.

Capling was invented by Jeff Dawidowitz and Mike Wickett in the beautiful city of St. Catharines, Ontario. While Jeff Dawidowitz was the inaugural Capling champion, Mike Wickett has succeeded him in every championship since. Capling has reached the height of its popularity at Silly Sundays - a popular spot to catch a full days schedule of NFL Football.

Game of Capling (Drinking Game) example: Cap #1 lands closer to the bottle than Cap #2 at the end of the round. Therefore person who threw Cap #2 must drink 10.

Capling (Drinking Game) by Dawidowitz October 27, 2010

crapping flu 

when a person has the stomach flu and continues to visit the bathroom to take a crap every 5 minutes

i have been going to the bathroom nonstop. i have the crapping flu.

crapping flu by betbug February 11, 2009

Crapping Negative 

Constant whining or negative comments, statements and attitude. Regardless of how great something is this person will always find a way to crap negative all over it. Being around them or reading their comments for too long makes you want to kick kittens. You find them especially on Facebook or other forms of social networking.

(as might be posted on social media sites)

"I should be happy that I just won the mega lotto, but I have to pay a butt load of taxes on the money and will probably die before I can spend it. FML.. sorry to be crapping negative.. I just hate my life."

Crapping Negative by MidwesternMamaH December 28, 2010

Crawling back

To admit to someone you were wrong and apologize and blah blah.. basically kiss their ass until they forgive you.

"My ex tried to come crawling back to me last night... whatever!"

Crawling back by nooneactuallycares June 6, 2018