Crap smear

The anal swab you do at the clinic, like a pap smear, but instead involves inserting a sterile cotton swab into your lower fun zone.

I got a crap smear last night and it still hurts.

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Crapsmear

Not to be confused with papsmear, a crapsmear is a smudge of turd left on the face of a shit eater. When executed properly, may result in a Dirty Sanchez.

Jenny exited the bedroom with crapsmears across her face.

by Captain Feceous May 26, 2003

crapsmere

rough anal sex where you put it so far up her ass that you get a sample of the contents in her colon.

jim: guess what i had for dinner last night.
tim: corned beef and asparagus.
jim: howd you know?
tim: i gave jane a crapsmere last night.

by woo May 11, 2006