Cranus

A word that is a mix between crap and anus. It is used as a more sophisticated way of saying "aww crap" but makes it less weird to just say "anus."

Synonyms- Diss, Pobutt, and vaginiss

"Hey man what's up with you face, it looks so cranus."
"Oh shit man I stepped in dog crap, man thats so cranus"

by Hi mommy, its me! December 12, 2017

cranus

Cranial anus;Ass head.

Shut up Dave you fucking cranus.

by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013

cranus

The narrow space that connects the crotch and anus.

"Jonah had a hairy cranus"

by kelly debris February 06, 2008

cranus

A well lifted piece of arse, angled for an anal interuption.

Vincent says to Danny "I have to say, I just love the way you did the cranus last nite, it got me all turned on"

by TKLEE October 01, 2006

cranus

A crusty anal opening

He only gave rim jobs to girls who have a nice cranus.

by MarioFarfan January 06, 2007

Cranus

A person whose cranium is connected directly to their anus.

That filthy fellow is a heinous cranus.

by boglord August 20, 2019