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cranus 

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The narrow space that connects the crotch and anus.
"Jonah had a hairy cranus"
cranus by kelly debris February 6, 2008
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cranus 

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A well lifted piece of arse, angled for an anal interuption.
Vincent says to Danny "I have to say, I just love the way you did the cranus last nite, it got me all turned on"
cranus by TKLEE October 1, 2006
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Cranus 

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A word that is a mix between crap and anus. It is used as a more sophisticated way of saying "aww crap" but makes it less weird to just say "anus."

Synonyms- Diss, Pobutt, and vaginiss
"Hey man what's up with you face, it looks so cranus."
"Oh shit man I stepped in dog crap, man thats so cranus"
Cranus by Hi mommy, its me! December 12, 2017
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cranus 

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A crusty anal opening
He only gave rim jobs to girls who have a nice cranus.
cranus by MarioFarfan January 7, 2007
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Cranus 

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A person whose cranium is connected directly to their anus.
That filthy fellow is a heinous cranus.
Cranus by boglord August 20, 2019
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Cranstoon 

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Cranstoon is a small but awesome Twitch streamer with an amazing community and a suitably entertaining personality which provides great content. He is interested in many things such as anything related to France, The Minions, Feet Pics and Men.
Cranstoon punted a child eating foot long French baguette 50ft into the air.
Cranstoon by ilikeduckss10 August 31, 2022
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fauxstalgia 

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Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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