Crankdick 

When your high on crank and your dick is only an inch long but hard

Look how small my crankdick is .cute little feller

Crankdick by dish bish January 24, 2017

Crank Dick 

A dick that instead of stroking requires cranking to achieve orgasm.

She's only good at that Mario party game because mick has a crank dick

Crank Dick by Keymaster43 October 6, 2015

candicktable 

Dick in a can

Having a candicktable dinner

candicktable by Codeusoo April 7, 2021

cradick 

A fuckin huge tally wacker infested with crabs

Hey check out my cradick!

cradick by titties and beer January 2, 2011

crapdick 

A person who is acting like a big jerk.

"Hey man, you're being a real crapdick over there. Why don't you pass the sunchips already?"

crapdick by dulcetry August 18, 2015

Crandice 

Perineal/anal crevice, butt crack, interbuttockular cleft

“After her pole-dancing lesson Jasmeena’s thong was wedged firmly up her crandice”

Crandice by Rich11235 April 17, 2020

Canadicked 

When all the hotties you follow on TT are from Canada and you feel fucked cause your spank bank is full of thoughts of them and your clit is raw from masturbating at the screen.

Liz: Goddammit. It happened again and now I'm sore.
Jen: What did you do?
Liz: I just keep getting Canadicked everytime. Oh Canada, why do you do me like that?

Jen: Here's some ice. It will make you feel like you're in the Great North.

Canadicked by NautiGirl18 December 11, 2022