Crankdick

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When your high on crank and your dick is only an inch long but hard

Look how small my crankdick is .cute little feller

Crankdick by dish bish January 24, 2017

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Crank Dick

A dick that instead of stroking requires cranking to achieve orgasm.

She's only good at that Mario party game because mick has a crank dick

Crank Dick by Keymaster43 October 6, 2015

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Related Words

Crank Dick • crack dick • Chank Dick • Crack dick slap • Canadicked • candick • candicktable • Chandickchen • Crackadickhead • crackpicker

candicktable

Dick in a can

Having a candicktable dinner

candicktable by Codeusoo April 7, 2021

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cradick

A fuckin huge tally wacker infested with crabs

Hey check out my cradick!

cradick by titties and beer January 2, 2011

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crapdick

A person who is acting like a big jerk.

"Hey man, you're being a real crapdick over there. Why don't you pass the sunchips already?"

crapdick by dulcetry August 18, 2015

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Crandice

Perineal/anal crevice, butt crack, interbuttockular cleft

“After her pole-dancing lesson Jasmeena’s thong was wedged firmly up her crandice”

Crandice by Rich11235 April 17, 2020

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Canadicked

When all the hotties you follow on TT are from Canada and you feel fucked cause your spank bank is full of thoughts of them and your clit is raw from masturbating at the screen.

Liz: Goddammit. It happened again and now I'm sore.
Jen: What did you do?
Liz: I just keep getting Canadicked everytime. Oh Canada, why do you do me like that?

Jen: Here's some ice. It will make you feel like you're in the Great North.

Canadicked by NautiGirl18 December 11, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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