crapdick 

A person who is acting like a big jerk.

"Hey man, you're being a real crapdick over there. Why don't you pass the sunchips already?"

crapdick by dulcetry August 18, 2015

crypdick

A coalescence of 'cryptic' and 'dick'

Cryp- mixed messages;lies
Dick- Thinks with his-;Is a-

A crypdick may also be one or any number of the following: playa,gimp,wannabe,manwhore,waste of perfectly good space

Get rid.

"That crypdick ain't worth your time"

crypdick by Joasia April 15, 2007

chapdick 

this is what a guy gets when he beats off with shampoo, or something thats is harsh on the peter. skin starts peelin of like you have chapped lips.

bill: "aye man you should beat off with shampoo, it feels bomb as hell."

two hours later

bill: "damn that shit gave me chapdick."

chapdick by FBS April 28, 2006

crapsickles 

taking a crap out in the cold, pouring ice on it, and watching it form a "crapsickle". this term is used by very cool people to show their dislike at something.

oh crapsickles! ali's dog diamond wet the bed!

crapsickles by Pumkinpie June 22, 2008

Cripdick 

(krip-dyk)

A person who exercises full authoritarian control and has, at the same time, lost the full usage of one or more limbs.

Crippled (crip) Dictator (dick).

Look at that cripdick barking out orders, who does he think he is?

Cripdick by chowping April 7, 2011

holy crapsickle 

It is when crap, shit, and holy shit just aren't enough. It takes the recognition of something being bade to a hole new level.

employee 1: hey, the boss just found out that you spent all of last week on e-bay instead of going over the johnson report.

employee 2: O.O HOLY CRAPSICKLE!!! I'm screwed!!!!

holy crapsickle by sportsgirl13 August 23, 2009

cradick 

A fuckin huge tally wacker infested with crabs

Hey check out my cradick!

cradick by titties and beer January 2, 2011