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Crankalanxious

When you're trying to crank one out, but you are worried that your mom or wife will be home soon.
I was trying to rub one out but I kept thinking I heard my mom's car. I was way too crankalanxious.
Crankalanxious by mcbizkit02 July 31, 2010

crunkadunk

variation of crunk, you can use it pretty much any time you use 'crunk'
Woman: will you drink with me?
Man: definitely, it seems crunkadunk when your drunk
crunkadunk by bizzy d March 18, 2004

canadank 

Canadank is an adjective describing any high quality marijuana strains coming from Canada. One of the most popular strains that is canadank is BC Bud
P1: Wheres that shit from?
P2: What??? Man this is canadank. Straight from BC bro.
P3: Nyce, load that mang.
canadank by DaNkredibleFulk December 2, 2005

crunkadunk

"Check out that crunkadunk on the dancefloor"
crunkadunk by freebird nelswan March 18, 2009

crankshank 

A sexual position; when you crank it and then you shank it. Considered to be very gruesome and painful, but somehow erotic.
Only real men can perform a crankshank
Me, Stacy, and Carla did a three-way crankshank last night. I'm still really sore.
crankshank by twilulu December 29, 2010

Cranktankerous

crank·tan·ker·ous
adj.

1. Having a bad disposition.

2. Ill-tempered.
After boozing it up all night, Kelly woke up the next morning feeling cranktankerous and ready for a fight.
Cranktankerous by hibelu September 1, 2008