Crank Dick

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A dick that instead of stroking requires cranking to achieve orgasm.

She's only good at that Mario party game because mick has a crank dick

Crank Dick by Keymaster43 October 6, 2015

Words you can keep

crank that dick cheney

when you go hunting with your friend and you ejaculare all over their face

i'm gonna crank that dick cheney with tom

crank that dick cheney by austingale March 8, 2008

crack dick

when someone buys illigal drugs, and is a dick about it.

yeah well im going to call the cops you fucking crack dick.

crack dick by ur bother June 8, 2010

Crack Dick

Off the charts sexwith a man that leaves you chasing your next hit!

Hooked up with Jason lastnight, girl he's got the crack dick.

Crack Dick by Steeling Jamy September 27, 2018

Crack dick slap

When the males genitals are covered in cocaine

and slaps the female in the face

causing cocaine to splatter on her face

making her feel worthless.

Jim: Olivia what happened to your face.

Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face

Jim: Yep I can see that

Olivia: Fuck you jim

Crack dick slap by Phantom with pants August 23, 2011

Crack Dick

Sexual move in which the man jumps off the bed and smacks his dick on the top on the lucky lady/lad who’s patiently awaiting below.

Yo bro last night I totally caught air doing a crack dick on Becky.

Crack Dick by Andymandyhandy11 November 20, 2019

Chank Dick

A term used for describing hanging out with your friends

“Hey man you tryna go chank dick at mcdonald’s”

“yeah man let’s chank dick”

Chank Dick by butholeanddastinkies September 9, 2021

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026