Crank Dick

A dick that instead of stroking requires cranking to achieve orgasm.

She's only good at that Mario party game because mick has a crank dick

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crank that dick cheney

when you go hunting with your friend and you ejaculare all over their face

i'm gonna crank that dick cheney with tom

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when someone buys illigal drugs, and is a dick about it.

yeah well im going to call the cops you fucking crack dick.

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Off the charts sexwith a man that leaves you chasing your next hit!

Hooked up with Jason lastnight, girl he's got the crack dick.

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When the males genitals are covered in cocaine

and slaps the female in the face

causing cocaine to splatter on her face

making her feel worthless.

Jim: Olivia what happened to your face.

Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face

Jim: Yep I can see that

Olivia: Fuck you jim

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Sexual move in which the man jumps off the bed and smacks his dick on the top on the lucky lady/lad who’s patiently awaiting below.

Yo bro last night I totally caught air doing a crack dick on Becky.

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A term used for describing hanging out with your friends

“Hey man you tryna go chank dick at mcdonald’s”

“yeah man let’s chank dick”

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