dick crack

by Acidwyrm September 18, 2013

crack dick

when someone buys illigal drugs, and is a dick about it.

yeah well im going to call the cops you fucking crack dick.

by ur bother June 7, 2010

Off the charts sexwith a man that leaves you chasing your next hit!

Hooked up with Jason lastnight, girl he's got the crack dick.

by Steeling Jamy September 27, 2018

Hay jason, while wacking off last night i cracked dick

by Twizta August 31, 2006

Sexual move in which the man jumps off the bed and smacks his dick on the top on the lucky lady/lad who’s patiently awaiting below.

Yo bro last night I totally caught air doing a crack dick on Becky.

by Andymandyhandy11 November 21, 2019

When the males genitals are covered in cocaine

and slaps the female in the face

causing cocaine to splatter on her face

making her feel worthless.

Jim: Olivia what happened to your face.

Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face

Jim: Yep I can see that

Olivia: Fuck you jim

by Phantom with pants August 19, 2011

used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.

"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"

by iamwhatieat March 10, 2012