Crank Banger

1. (noun) A promiscuous man who prefers sex with less attractive sexual partners, either of whom may or may not be taking crank.

Ex. 1. "Did you see who our roommate brought home from the club last night? Ugh, he has a good taste in music, but when it comes to women, he is a real crank banger."

Ex. 2. "Check out those chicks that just walked in. I call the ugly one," said the crank banger to his bros while softly stroking his mustache.

by Bongo_Bongo March 18, 2012

cranky badger

When a brunette gets cum in her hair and isn't happy about it.

Yeah I came all over her face, she was a cranky badger afterwards...

by Kropotkin92 April 25, 2021

Crack Badger

Someone who once they realise there is Crack nearby, can't wait to get thier teeth into it.

"Did you see Amy Winehouse's face when Pete started rocking up?"

"Yeah, she's a right Crack Badger"

by Morfiend April 9, 2009

cranebanger

One who has excellent skill in the crane career

Chet cranebanger knows how to handle his load and is a absolute badass at being a cranebanger

by Cranebanger January 23, 2019