Cranial rectumitus

Cranial rectumitus: the result of having your head up your ass.
(Not paying attention, oblivious to a conversation or activity)
See also "ass hat"

He has no idea of what's going on. Looks like a severe case of cranial rectumitus.

by Sparky1112 September 23, 2021

Cranial Rectumitis

A condition where the head is stuck up one's rectum, preventing this individual from seeing and discerning facts. Usually treated by a Glassectomy

See Also: Head Rectumitis, Cranial Rectal Inversion

That jerk has severe Cranial Rectumitis and needs a Glassectomy!

by Travelin Neil June 22, 2006

Cranial Rectimitus

The serious medical condition where the sufferer is known to have their head lodged firmly and permanently up their own ass. Symptoms are readily apparent in the patient's behavior and verbal interactions.

Ross' behavior was nigh on inexplicable... the only possible explantion for his asinine behavior was a terminal case of Cranial Rectimitus.

by Tron Engewar February 3, 2008

Cranial Rectitus

A severe medical condition caused by excessive arrogance and ignorance resulting in one's head becoming lodged into their anal rectal region.

My customer was yelling and belittling me . I determined he suffered from Cranial Rectitus.

by K-Krunk November 5, 2017

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis. Medical term for the condition where someone has their head up their ass.

Tony:"Our new boss' ideas are running this place into the ground."

Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."

by ZQ8Playboy January 17, 2009

Severe Cranial Rectitus

Severe cranial rectitus(n.); A condition in which someone's rectum has been deeply penetrated by either their own head or somebody else's in such a manner that medical attention is required to thus remove the cranium from inside of the anal cavity.

"Dude, why do you always have to think with your head up your ass?"
"Its actually a medical condition i was diagnosed with; but my insurance won't cover the bill it costs to treat my Severe Cranial Rectitus."

by Dr. Jones 2021 January 28, 2021

cranialrectumitis

A person suffering from a terminal case of having their head up their ass.

That guy just made the stupidest mistake I've ever seen in my life, he must suffer from cranialrectumitis.

by driz January 27, 2005