Cranberry Suprise 

Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church

If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise

Cranberry Suprise by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021

cranberry surprise 

N. - Any unexpected blood (usually from a menstrual cycle, but sometimes resulting from sores, ruptured lesions, etc.) that covers, but is not limited to, the phallus of an unsuspecting recipient.

After they both climaxed like never before, he/she was dismayed to find that she/he had left him/her with a cranberry surprise.

cranberry surprise by Socrates the 410th January 24, 2010

cranberry surprise 

Any unnamed alcoholic beverage.

Dude this tastes like shit what is it?
Cranberry surprise.

Dude! this is so good, what is it?
Cranberry surprise!

Dude... This tastes like carrots... What is it?
CRANBERRY SURPRISE

cranberry surprise by yayeah April 17, 2006