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cranbaisins
Katya: Mr. Sleepy Head!
Archer: Sleep? I've been doing yogic breathing work for two hours. My balls are like cranbaisins.
Katya: What?
Archer: Cranberry raisins?
Katya: Craisins?
Archer: Whatever, yes, I call them cranbaisins.
Archer: Sleep? I've been doing yogic breathing work for two hours. My balls are like cranbaisins.
Katya: What?
Archer: Cranberry raisins?
Katya: Craisins?
Archer: Whatever, yes, I call them cranbaisins.
cranbaisins by natalie portmanteaux May 28, 2023
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cranberry mist
I went down on my girlfriend and didn't know she starting ragging until she queefed and I caught a cranberry mist in the face.
cranberry mist by cookiesandtits April 24, 2014
Cranberry Fucknut
Cranberry Fucknut by HoodyDoodyCominInForTheBooty January 20, 2016
Sprite Cranberry
A seasonal variation of Sprite that is truly the nectar of the gods. Most commonly drunk in thirstier times of the year. Popularized by artist DRAM and LeBron James.
Sprite Cranberry by Spaghetti-Os November 22, 2018
Sprite Cranberry
A very rare and limited beverage. It tastes like the nectar of the gods, and those who taste it have big pp
Sprite Cranberry by Skoogled December 6, 2018
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