Cranberried

having sexual intercourse with a female while she is
on her menstrual cycle.

Hey bro, you remember that girl from last night's party? I totally cranberried her last night!

Cranberried by Twatts February 2, 2010

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Cranberried

To turn in your 2 weeks notice like a civilized human being only to me terminated on the spot for imagined, undocumented, or otherwise made up reasons by an immature, inexperienced, or otherwise unqualified HR person so they can assert themselves as "in charge" of the situation when in all reality they are a paper tiger that only does what they are told even when they know that it is both blatantly wrong and occasionally illegal.

american english / slang / adverb - usage - to be cranberried, or damn, you got cranberried? Thats sucks.

Its origins come from the nickname (Cranberry) of the first person to have been Blatantly Cranberried. After his swift dismissal when he turned in his two week notice, other employees began to realize that turning in two weeks was an immediate "do not pass go, do not collect $200" and meant that you needed to clean out your desk before you did so. Hence the term was born.

Cranberried by CLismy2ndjob July 24, 2009

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cranberrery

1. Adjective. The state of mind/blood alcohol level in which you are in a perpetual state of happiness that can not be ruined by anyone in grumpy town. This is usually brought on by enjoying several vodka cranberries in a hot tub but is also a way of life.

2. Noun. The general region around Kelly's hot tub that is often protected by a icy walk way and fortified by a wall of empty beers and frozen clothing that got left out the night before. This region is directly adjecent to Grumpy Town.

Nick, Kelly, and Trevor are feeling so cranberrery.

cranberrery by Trevor Pratt January 21, 2008