Crampsie 

The coolest person to ever walk the face of the earth. Renowned for his massive cock and ability to seduce any and all woman.

"omg is that Crampsie??? I'm getting hard."

Crampsie by definitely not Crampsie November 21, 2021

Crampsicle 

A crampsicle is that achy cramp you get in your hand while holding a popsicle. Popsicles sticks are uncomfortable to hold due to the top heaviness of the popsicle design. Its painful and at times unbearable when all you want to do is enjoy a delicious cold treat. I know its embarrassing to admit but everyone knows they gets them. After using the trick of switching the popsicle from one hand to the next, sometimes the only thing you can do is eat it all up in a less enjoyable fashion. Damn Shame...

One beautiful sunny summer day...
Person1: Ahh this popsicle is soo tasty!
Person2: yes i agree but my hand is cramping from holding it.
Person1: Oh man youve got yourr self a crampsicle!!!

Crampsicle by Simple jack and a pack March 24, 2009

crampie

When a woman is being an annoying angry bitch

Why is Jenna such a crampie bitch

crampie by wade001 November 17, 2013

Campsie 

A place located amidst the jungle of inner-west suburbia in Sydney, Australia. Home to a lot of different people from diverse ethnic backgrounds.

You know, Campsie is a bit of a hole.

Campsie by Lilian October 2, 2005

crumpsie

Used to describe someone that looks cute when they are in a grump / bad mood

"Nadia is in a mood again this morning"
"yeah, she is sooo crumpsie though!"

crumpsie by crumpsie June 13, 2022

Looksies Crapsies 

You've seen Looksies Crapsies everywhere. They're dully sitting on the shelves in your dining room and bursting out the seems at your grandma's house. Sometimes they're hung up and displayed on the wall with hollow phrases like 'Family' and 'Live, Laugh, Love' *insert audible gag

These are all the knick knacks you've acquired throughout your mundane life and are now (proudly?) displaying around your house in an effort to appear refined and cultured. But it's really just a bunch of stuff that is taking up space. Looksies Crapsies serve no utility purpose, they are simply Things To Look At (Looksies) that are essentially just Crap (Crapsies).

"The things you own, end up owning you. Martha Stewart is polishing brass Looksies Crapsies on the Titanic, it's all going down man" - Tyler Durden (Fight Club)

"I bought a miniature Eiffel Tower replica as a souvenir from a guy (one of thousands, isn't that A-MA-ZING?!?) who was selling them on the street in Paris. Can't wait to put it on our coffee table to show how well traveled and cultured we are!" - Karen

Looksies Crapsies by Robthegreat March 26, 2021

crampies 

a dope word that jenna says instead of "cramps"

"aw i have such bad crampies"

crampies by JHoez February 20, 2009