crampies

a dope word that jenna says instead of "cramps"

"aw i have such bad crampies"

by JHoez February 20, 2009

The Crappies

A very rare STD consisting of the following diseases; the crabs, the clap, and herpies, which when combined create an unstoppable STD that can be transmitted without sexual or physical contact.

Does this look like the "Crappies" to you?

I think that girl gave me the crappies.

If your pee itches when you burn you probably have the crappies.

by Gritty42 October 24, 2011

t'as les cramptés

French meaningless slang question principally used to confuse the listener, obliging them to fall in the trap of telling « hein ? ».

Person 1 : T'as les cramptés ? (Do you have the cramptés ?)
Person 2 : Hein ? (Huh ?)
Person 1 : Apanyae ! (Apanyae !)

by Cirnye May 27, 2023

Crampissed

That time of month coincides with the holiday season and your significant other is PMSing and breaking your balls worse than the nutcracker.

"Where is the popcorn tinsel?"
"In the bag, inside the kernals."
"Someone's being Crampissed"
"Huh? What was that?"
"Mistletoe....wet kiss..."
"Damn right..."

by GroceryClerk May 29, 2018

crampie

When a woman is being an annoying angry bitch

Why is Jenna such a crampie bitch

by wade001 November 17, 2013

crampish

A sudden pain that feels similar to a cramp, but you are not quite sure that is actually is a cramp.

The sudden crampish in his leg left him writhing in pain.

by hitech_hick May 9, 2012

Cramptés

In the same word group as "Quoicoubeh" and "Apagnan", a word that doesn't mean anything and that you use to confuse someone by making them say either "quoi" ("what" in french) or "hein" ("huh" in french), to which you answer by one of the two words mentionned before.
It is implied that the "cramptés" is something that you have. Some people theorise it is a disease, other people think it's some kind of shoes or clothing.

"You got the cramptés?
- Quoi?
- QUOICOUBEH!"

by UltraFicus August 24, 2023