Clampire 

One who goes down on a woman while shes on her period.

Shawns wife was on the rag but he doesn't mind. He uncorked it and still went down. Hes a clampire....

Clampire by TACOBAR June 18, 2009

Campire 

Homoerotic vampire art (fiction, art, film) popularized by authors such as Bram Stoker, Anne Rice and Laurell K Hamilton.

"I like the sex scenes in the latter vampire Chronicles published by Anne Rice."

"You fucking campire."

Campire by Thomas Parfrey May 4, 2008

Crampire 

A person who possesses a thirst for blood 24 hours a day, 7 days a month.

Crampires suck your blood the old-fashioned way.

Crampire by jerrodr August 28, 2015

Campire 

A "camp" (means gay) vampire.

girl: omg that jasper from twilight is so fit!
boy: omg he is such a campire!

Campire by Rozzers101 May 20, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016