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Heading to Craigsville 

An expression used in place of, "We're fucked." Commonly used on Jump Mountain during bear season when hunters have lost their dogs and the sun is rapidly setting.
"Well, we lost our dogs when we were chasin' a bear, so I guess we're heading to Craigsville."
Heading to Craigsville by APkid January 21, 2009

Crapsville 

A city or town that sucks. Normally this town sucks because there isnt anthing fun to do in it or it's just not fun because you've lived there too long.

Or it can be used as an insult. (see examples)
A. "God I hate this Crapsville".
B. "Go to Crapsville you whore".
Crapsville by Whitmister October 9, 2007

st clairsville

1.) wigger
2.) wankster
3.) people who think they are black but are not.
Dude, there is a lot of fucking wiggers at st. clairsville.
st clairsville by afrobob July 2, 2003

st clairsville

A small town located on the eastern border of Ohio that harbors, quite possibly, the stupidest human beings in existence.
Home of Jamboree in the Hills... AKA (festival for national drunkards to attend, where upon arrival, they presume to drink large quantities of alcohol, fight with one another, vomit on each other, sing country songs that no one knows the words to, and then, finally, ask to see their friends wives along with all other females in site tits) Yeah... the nexxus of the universe AKA FUCKIN HELL
Johnny: Man last week I thought I was in hell.

Dale: You visited St. Clairsville?


St. Clairsville = HELL
st clairsville by HELL!!!! July 14, 2003

Saint Clairsville 

City in Ohio, also known as paradise on the hill, full of many kind people, amazing athletes, 4-wheelin and shenanigans. Also a great place to start a family.
Dude just won the superbowl, he must be from Saint Clairsville.
Saint Clairsville by Tash06 February 11, 2013

st clairsville

The act of getting so fucked up that you ended up joining a Catholic parish.
"Dude, what did we do last night?"

"I don't know, but judging by these priest collars, we were totally St. Clairsvillin'!"
st clairsville by Mike March 26, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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