Catarded
Catarded by ZACHERY SNYDER March 13, 2019
cryptarded
retarded almost to the point of death. Having barely enough brain cells to keep the vital organs functioning.
cryptarded by Verno the Inferno December 9, 2008
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Basty Craftard
A clever reforming of the words crafty bastard. Brian Brushwood, host of Revision3's internet show - Scam School, commonly uses the phrase. He could have been the creator, or one of the people to make it mainstream.
Basty Craftard by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
cartarded
I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.
cartarded by instantkarmaVA July 7, 2008
castarded
1. Being in a state of goofyness where you laugh at your own laugh and anything and everything makes you laugh. Shows up frequently at work.
2. A time where Cassie Syndrome is at its worse.
3.A symptom of Cassie Syndrome.
2. A time where Cassie Syndrome is at its worse.
3.A symptom of Cassie Syndrome.
I was walking around work tonight in circles, not doing anything in particular and someone called me Castarded and I laughed my ass off and got out of work 20 minutes late bacause I was laughing so hard.
castarded by Friend with benefits May 9, 2005
Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee
A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.
Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee by Cantarded child January 8, 2008
cratarded
cratarded by tyler manning January 30, 2008
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