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ms craddock 

Cherry craddock .Biggest FOREHEAD I have ever seen(bigger than mr moseby).She Enjoy's the suffering of teens,she never let's you pick your own teams. And if you saw anything about her that is -10 points for you
Navveer: Look at that kid running backwards , to get some time off his mile.

Ms. Craddock: *does the pointing finger thing* go run 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 laps, under a milliseconds. If not run x2 more. I could've gave you a referral, but i'm that nice, *does that maniacal laugh*

Darnell: STOP BEING SUCH A MS CRADDOCK

craddock 

An indication of brute strength and unstopable force, the name craddock is often found amoungst steel miners and other labourere
wow look at that guy he is crazy , must be a craddock
craddock by craddock November 20, 2003

Andy Craddock 

Totally bodacious photographer found mainly in the UK. Considered to haunt both churches and porn chat-rooms in equal measures. When not working can often be found on a beach with a bodyboard strapped to his bicep or on a muddy hillside riding a mountain bike.

The Andy Craddock is an understated and misunderstood creature often surrounded by people either shaking their heads or gazing in wonderment. It is said that the online presence of the Andy Craddock or the Neolestat as he is better known is considered to be one of the most awesome photographic portfolios in existence.
That fetish shot is soooo 'Andy Craddock' it's untrue! I need that hung on my wall.
Andy Craddock by neolestat February 4, 2010

Darren craddock 

The act of 2 men cumming in each others arses And then uses straws to clean up the mess
Seen a gay porn the other day . They performed a disgusting Darren Craddock on each other .
Darren craddock by Taniwha angler January 20, 2020

Chase Craddock 

A sexual position - When you’re balls deep in another man and you squish your balls together in a mangled mess while playing Mariah Carey’s “All I want for Christmas is you.” Full effect obtained if you’re yelling, “You’re gonna have to be faster than that!” While eating chocolate fudge from a popsicle stick.
Last night, he gave me a Chase Craddock. My butthole is on fire and my balls feel like they got smashed by a Mack truck.
Chase Craddock by Leroyalltheway December 16, 2019

Fanny Craddock 

The very top part of your bum crack, just below the tailbone. Where a fluffy residue (craddock residue) gathers, develops a pungent smell in males. the checking of this smell is known as sampling ones fanny craddock and is a method of checking cleanliness
Man i need a shower, my fanny craddock smells rancid!
Fanny Craddock by Rich_W December 15, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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