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craddock
A strange being. The male variety usually has fascist tendencies with a communist background, yet still retains a deep love for all things aryan. The Craddock usually attracts limes and other citrus fruits to their general face area and their ultimate purpose in life is to strive to buy shoes for their Savage associates. They also like cars an unhealthy amount.
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craddock
A man or woman who has ratbag tendancies. This person will do anything in his/her power in order to achieve their goal (usualy sexual). They will use phrases such as "The truth is not your Friend" and "ratingue"
craddock by Johnny Barnes 502 November 26, 2007
ms craddock
Cherry craddock .Biggest FOREHEAD I have ever seen(bigger than mr moseby).She Enjoy's the suffering of teens,she never let's you pick your own teams. And if you saw anything about her that is -10 points for you
Navveer: Look at that kid running backwards , to get some time off his mile.
Ms. Craddock: *does the pointing finger thing* go run 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 laps, under a milliseconds. If not run x2 more. I could've gave you a referral, but i'm that nice, *does that maniacal laugh*
Darnell: STOP BEING SUCH A MS CRADDOCK
Ms. Craddock: *does the pointing finger thing* go run 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 laps, under a milliseconds. If not run x2 more. I could've gave you a referral, but i'm that nice, *does that maniacal laugh*
Darnell: STOP BEING SUCH A MS CRADDOCK
ms craddock by mubashir khan gay asf May 16, 2018
Andy Craddock
Totally bodacious photographer found mainly in the UK. Considered to haunt both churches and porn chat-rooms in equal measures. When not working can often be found on a beach with a bodyboard strapped to his bicep or on a muddy hillside riding a mountain bike.
The Andy Craddock is an understated and misunderstood creature often surrounded by people either shaking their heads or gazing in wonderment. It is said that the online presence of the Andy Craddock or the Neolestat as he is better known is considered to be one of the most awesome photographic portfolios in existence.
The Andy Craddock is an understated and misunderstood creature often surrounded by people either shaking their heads or gazing in wonderment. It is said that the online presence of the Andy Craddock or the Neolestat as he is better known is considered to be one of the most awesome photographic portfolios in existence.
Andy Craddock by neolestat February 4, 2010
Darren craddock
Darren craddock by Taniwha angler January 20, 2020
Chase Craddock
A sexual position - When you’re balls deep in another man and you squish your balls together in a mangled mess while playing Mariah Carey’s “All I want for Christmas is you.” Full effect obtained if you’re yelling, “You’re gonna have to be faster than that!” While eating chocolate fudge from a popsicle stick.
Last night, he gave me a Chase Craddock. My butthole is on fire and my balls feel like they got smashed by a Mack truck.
Chase Craddock by Leroyalltheway December 16, 2019
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