Cracktured

When an object becomes both cracked and fractured

My man's leg was cracktured after that hit

by CoolSlimeBoy February 15, 2022

cream crackered

Knackered (as in extremely tired). Rhyming slang.

I am cream crackered!

by dan September 2, 2004

Cream Crackered

To be extremely tired and exhausted.
Rhyming slang for knackered.

Guy 1: Wanna go out later?
Guy 2: No thanks, I'm Cream Crackered.

by Teatard January 28, 2009

cracktard

1. One who is simultaneously acting like a fool and is exhibiting the sense and actions of a crack fiend.

Related to cracktaculous and crunktunculous.

"That guy over there, yammering away and picking fights with gangstas, is a cracktard."

by bad daddy April 13, 2005

crackturd

a word to express your anger or a word to say instead of cussing

what the crackturd!
get the crackturd out of my face

by lol i made this word December 1, 2020

cream crackered (sex edition)

It's where two men are carrying someone while fucking them in the ass, without a condom, and cumming inside.
(Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)

Friend 1: Guess what I did with (Blank) the other day!
Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do
Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here).
Friend 2: W....what does that even mean??
Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up.
Friend 2: What is wrong with you two

by Mew_Thing April 23, 2021

Cracktard

A mix of crackhead and retard.

"Wow, I just threw a fireball at her and she didn't move! What a cracktard!"

by Sora-chan :D May 8, 2007