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cracktress

A mattress with the sheets lazily and haphazardly pulled off resulting in a person sleeping on a raw, fully exposed mattress. The sheet is often bunched up, in the middle of the mattress.
“Don’t mind my cracktress.”
“Hey, did you hear about Bob’s new cracktress”
“Damn, I heard she had a cracktress.”
by madebooty April 13, 2021
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Racktress

A woman who cant act but has large breasts and is in entertainment.
Pamela Sue Anderson was horrible in that movie, but get a load of her breats. She cant act, but she is a great racktress.
by Heckler1 December 11, 2008
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Crackeress

A female Texan who posts crazy stuff about how blacks loved slavery and how Lincoln started the Civil War before he was even inaugurated. She also likes to use made-up words that she finds on Urban Dictionary as real words!!
Crackeress likes to say, "Oh you embicle moran retardo, you are such a rediculos epidologist if you think that the Civil War was about slavery -- it was about tariffs!! The South didn't start the war -- the mean Union troops were firing bricks from their fort at the nice, genteel cannonballs of the Southern gentry. It was so brutal!! Lincoln renig on a promise to let the South expand slavery."
by Crackeress lover May 12, 2011
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Racktress

A female actress who is more notable for her large breasts than for her acting ability.
Pamela Sue Anderson isnt a very good actress, but she has a great set of tits and that makes her a damn fine racktress.
by Heckler01 December 9, 2008
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Surface Crackess

The effect of leaving an impression of your ass crack on a surface.
Dude, I left surface crackess on that car window!
by dPythonb September 10, 2009
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crackerless cracker

damn there aint no saltines left!? (I'm now a crackerless cracker!)
by Caz aka cash June 17, 2011
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crackgrass

That stupid grass that grows in the crack of sidewalks and driveways
Hey Mike's got a brautful yard but he really needs to pull that crackgrass
by stonedefiance April 25, 2015
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