cracktress

A mattress with the sheets lazily and haphazardly pulled off resulting in a person sleeping on a raw, fully exposed mattress. The sheet is often bunched up, in the middle of the mattress.

“Don’t mind my cracktress.”
“Hey, did you hear about Bob’s new cracktress”
“Damn, I heard she had a cracktress.”

cracktress by madebooty April 13, 2021

Racktress

A woman who cant act but has large breasts and is in entertainment.

Pamela Sue Anderson was horrible in that movie, but get a load of her breats. She cant act, but she is a great racktress.

Racktress by Heckler1 December 11, 2008

Crackeress 

A female Texan who posts crazy stuff about how blacks loved slavery and how Lincoln started the Civil War before he was even inaugurated. She also likes to use made-up words that she finds on Urban Dictionary as real words!!

Crackeress likes to say, "Oh you embicle moran retardo, you are such a rediculos epidologist if you think that the Civil War was about slavery -- it was about tariffs!! The South didn't start the war -- the mean Union troops were firing bricks from their fort at the nice, genteel cannonballs of the Southern gentry. It was so brutal!! Lincoln renig on a promise to let the South expand slavery."

Crackeress by Crackeress lover May 12, 2011

Racktress

A female actress who is more notable for her large breasts than for her acting ability.

Pamela Sue Anderson isnt a very good actress, but she has a great set of tits and that makes her a damn fine racktress.

Racktress by Heckler01 December 9, 2008

Surface Crackess 

The effect of leaving an impression of your ass crack on a surface.

Dude, I left surface crackess on that car window!

Surface Crackess by dPythonb September 10, 2009

crackerless cracker 

a white person who is all out crackers

damn there aint no saltines left!? (I'm now a crackerless cracker!)

crackerless cracker by Caz aka cash June 17, 2011

crackgrass 

That stupid grass that grows in the crack of sidewalks and driveways

Hey Mike's got a brautful yard but he really needs to pull that crackgrass

crackgrass by stonedefiance April 25, 2015