Cracksealing

The act of clenching your ass so hard before an important event (date, interview, presentation) that you're basically a mistri.

Hey man, I just got done with the pitch call. Give me a minute, I've been cracksealing for 45 minutes.

Cracksealing by beepboopbeen July 6, 2026

crackdealingseagull 

A wigger who enjoys submitting bogus words to Urban Dictionary and acting like a retard. He thinks he is black, although he is actually whiter than Kevin Federline.

Example #1: "Yo, I'm so black! Now pass the stuffed cow!" - crackdealingseagull

Example #2: "I AM SO BLACKER THAN YOU! I GO TO PUBLIC SCHOOL!" - crackdealingseagull

Example #3: "Ben is not black!!!!!! Now let me finish this game of WoW" - crackdealingseagull

crackdealingseagull A.K.A Jonothan

crackdealingseagull by Wigger Alerter Ben December 12, 2008

crack sealing 

A way Eroldo Scotia scams the government by pretending to fix cracks in the asphault

we were crack sealing when all of a sudden Eroldo said, "oh booooy"

crack sealing by uncleSuckSuck June 4, 2018

crackheading 

Putting powder in the high points of your face to further brighten

Biiiiitch I'm sorry I'm not ready I ain't finished crackheading yet.

crackheading by BaljeetakaBalyeet December 12, 2018

crackerling 

A derogatory term used for a person who is of East Asian and European decent

Jeremy: bruh look at that crackerling

Alice: shut up that’s rude

crackerling by Ghostlywriter:) January 6, 2019

crackheading up 

when you fill someone with crackhead energy, similar to hyping someone up

Jenna is crackheading up Colin right now with her energy.

crackheading up by silverkitten June 22, 2020