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Crackle spackle 

When you don't wipe after pooping and the the poop dries into a scab
Yo, last night I had to rip off her crackle spackle before we could do anal.
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Crackle Spackle 

A rather simple way to block the view of some ones's plumber's crack. Wipe a blob and stick it where you can no longer view the specimen.
Wow man....that dude could use some Crackle Spackle....
Crackle Spackle by Samerella October 7, 2016

crackle spackle 

a faggot nigger who likes big nasty cock
crackle spackle by jew cunt May 30, 2018

Crackle and titty spackle 

When you're watching a movie on crackle and and you fuck her titties and spackle all over her tits after.
The act of watching crackle and spackling on her tits.
If you do this you will be a true crackle and titty spackle master.

Spackle the crackle modackle 

The act of putting spackle into one's mouth to hide dental imperfections.
Look at the gap in her teeth. I don't know whether to laugh or fill it with spackle. Hey, Spackle the crackle modackle!!

Cackle Spackle 

The debris propelled from one's mouth upon bursting into laughter.
Don't make someone laugh after they eat a handful of peanuts, otherwise you will feel the force of their cackle spackle.
Cackle Spackle by Da Moustafocka January 9, 2010

Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackle 

When you teach your friend how to spit roast a slapper from town.
My friend and I Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackled this slapper we met on the weekend.
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